The Safest in Dor Lomin
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Gehenna Tartarus | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Oderint, Dum Metuant” | |
| 2. |  The Federation of Sentient Peoples | Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency | “Ne invoces expellere non possis” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Jurassica | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Jurassica locuta est; causa finita est” | |
| 4. |  The Demonic Empire of Tyrannica | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Ave Tyrannica, morituri te salutant” | |
| 5. |  The Confederated States of Lost Americans | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant” | |
| 6. | The Arta ar Tol Foina of Ainulindalion | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “And the words of the Ainur gave forth life.” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Mar-nu-Falmar | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Let the light of Kementari guide you” |
