The World World Census

The World Census estimated levels of employee ennui to determine which nations have the largest retail industries.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?”
2.	The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Eschew Obfuscation”
3.	The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
4.	The Mysterious Airship of King Carl	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“No it is not”
5.	The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark System	Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones	“Money, Power, Respect!”
6.	The Republic of Buyers United	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Motto”
7.	The Hand Puppet of Beelzenef	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Murderers”
8.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Free Markets, Free People”
9.	The Sheep shoop of Vest Oldabre	Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones	“sheep shoop”
10.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Stop Reading My Motto!”