The Safest in Empire of Great Britain
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Empire of Great Britain is ranked 8,859th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Most Ancient and Illustrious of Principality of Kotumburg | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Under Sun, Over Stone” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Agima | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Nothing has been organised, so nothing can go wrong” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Yuretichia | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “For the King and Family” | |
| 4. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Great Wickshire | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “For Glory!” | |
| 5. |  The Great Multicultural Empire of Pabajk | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “oh how crazy!” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of Yankeevill | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Thy land in one, united under one” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Samou | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Hustle, Loyalty, Respect” | |
| 8. |  The Commonwealth of Not-Brittania | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “For the Many, not the Few.” | |
| 9. |  The Figa Kingdom of Silviopia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Meno male che Silvio c'è” | |
| 10. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of HALSINKIA | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “From Many, One” |
