The Most Primitive in Equestria
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Equestria is ranked 19,264th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Centaur | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Stark staring obvious. Home of king of the North” | |
| 2. | The Republic of The Military of South Asians 29 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “For Raiding and Defending” | |
| 3. |  The Matriarchy of Gloster Sea Gladiator | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of Vulpineia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Touch Fluffy Tail” | |
| 5. |  The Protectorate of Moominia | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “How nice and fluffy you are” | |
| 6. |  The Egoist of Bachira Meguru | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “At long last, I'm not alone anymore” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Equestrian Crusader State | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Friendship Is Power!” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Shicyra | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Diamond Dusk | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of Semnol | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Pride and Liberty” |
