The Safest in Equestria
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Equestria is ranked 12,319th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Iluris | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “One Woman, One Vote” | |
| 2. |  The Shenanigans of Dragoria | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “H'ohjeez” | |
| 3. |  The Wanderers' Confederation of Lysset | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Not all who wander are lost.” | |
| 4. |  The Former Republic of Cherdoskie | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Once the seat of an Empire.” | |
| 5. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Free United Kingdom | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 6. |  The Rodent Nation of Everfree forest north | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Out-friendshiping the pony-things! Ahahahah!” | |
| 7. |  The Ancient Order of The Polaris Society | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “nam et ipsa scientia potestas est” | |
| 8. |  The Community of Chimayo | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Weavers are Best” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Micropogonias undulatus | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 10. |  The Egoist of Bachira Meguru | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “At long last, I'm not alone anymore” |
