The Most Primitive in Equestria
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of The Military of South Asians 29 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “For Raiding and Defending” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Vulpineia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Touch Fluffy Tail” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Micropogonias undulatus | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 4. |  The Democratic Republic of Dandsnalotist | Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Saattut | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 6. |  The Confederacy of Tahosh | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world” | |
| 7. |  The Queendom of Draconequus Discord | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Oh, would you like some tea?” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Stuggles Heir | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Florence” | |
| 9. |  The Federation of Cheap Trickk | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “You know that school's for fools” | |
| 10. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Upper Tuntavadahainvan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” |
