The Lowest Crime Rates in Equilism
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Five Fingered Discount of Ivetnia | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “No water, no life. No blue, no green. -Sylvia Earle” | |
| 2. |  The Matriarchy of Lahmere | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “there's always tomorrow” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Alexanderian Macedonia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “The First Duty of Society Remains Justice.” | |
| 4. |  The Collective of Uiiop | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Amo, amas, amat Amamus, amatis, amant” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Slithen | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “The Dominion Of The True” | |
| 6. |  The Rum and Sodomy Complex of The Admiralty | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Prepare to be impressed.” | |
| 7. |  The Imperial Commonwealth of Mesogiria | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Security, Peace, Justice: For these We Strive” | |
| 8. |  The Interstellar Republic of Isaris | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Alis volat propriis!” | |
| 9. |  The Reasonable People of Badasstasticalia | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “No kill like overkill.” | |
| 10. |  The Disputed Territories of OptionOners | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “We Always Choose the First!” |
