The Largest Cheese Export Sector in Equilism
Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.
As a region, Equilism is ranked 11,471st in the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of Alexanderian Macedonia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “The First Duty of Society Remains Justice.” | |
| 2. |  The Rum and Sodomy Complex of The Admiralty | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Prepare to be impressed.” | |
| 3. |  The Meritocratic Technocrasy of Maverique | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Live fully by your heart and let it conquer darkness.” | |
| 4. |  The Disputed Territories of OptionOners | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “We Always Choose the First!” | |
| 5. |  The Most Serene Republic of Jenalia | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “One for all and all for one!” | |
| 6. |  The Equilism protectorate of Whamabama | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “The beatings will continue till morale improves!” | |
| 7. |  The Rogue Pirate Nation of Porky Pig | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “That's All Folks!” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of SSN35 | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Erin Go Bragh” | |
| 9. |  The People's Equanimous Republic of Naivetry | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “You must have a democracy in order to have a revolution” | |
| 10. |  The Grand Duchy of Wiggleworm | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Good for catching fish.” |
