The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Esportiva
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Nordic Union of Aboveland | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Sämmessa som enna” | |
| 2. |  The Clarissa's Extra Territories of Alanis Star | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “♥ ^^ I am Clarissa! I am built to love! ^^ ♥” | |
| 3. |  The Caliphate of Allahisgodistan | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “ALLAHU ACKBAR!” | |
| 4. |  The Oxymoron of Apox | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “If in doubt, have some cake” | |
| 5. |  The Collegiate City-State of Ares-y-Penthesilea | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Avoid Library Fines at All Costs” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Audi Arabia | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “لا إله إلا الله، محمد رسول الله” | |
| 7. |  The Scurvy Pirates of Blackbone Bay | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Keelhaulin' ain't the worst tha' can happen to ye” | |
| 8. |  The Incorporated States of Bongo Johnson | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Live free or die savagely” | |
| 9. |  The Not So Isolated Islands of Boring Paradise | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Coincidences are the way forward” | |
| 10. | The Free Land of Capital Cove | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Rebus oeconomicis et profectum” |
