The World World Census
The Highest Crime Rates in the World
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining” | |
2. | The Holy Empire of Pogaria | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Join us or go to hell.” | |
3. | The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
4. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
5. | The Free State of Vosiycrs | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “There Can Never Be Enough” | |
6. | The Wastelands of Nothreen | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “My way or the highway” | |
7. | The Republic of Laser Guns | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Motto” | |
8. | The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “With oysters we thrive!” | |
9. | The Most Christian City of Ordenza | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Do not despair” | |
10. | The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “The car won't start!” |