by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Europeia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Europeia is ranked 12,800th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
911.The Federal Republic of NiranteDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Respect, Glory, Honor”
912.The Republic of Cold WinterberryPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Flowers during peace time.”
913.The Free Land of ParaisScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“It is possible”
914.The Matriarchy of MarasiaLiberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State“Winter Came A While Ago”
915.The Disputed Territories of New bobbtopiaPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Rights are for losers”
916.The Armed Republic of Ar DerylIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Focus, Serve, Arm, Rule, Grow”
917.The Kingdom of United States of Canada of EuropeAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“The first war is the last war”
918.The United Socialist States of AmeyricaDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Socialism or give me death ”
919.The Republic of Texan FranceCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“Mission Accomplished”
920.The Dominion of AlterasAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“Through unity we grow strong”
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