The Safest in Europeia
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Europeia is ranked 10,521st in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic Kingdom of Trackeendy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Whatever's done in the shadows will soon come to light” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of Angakluk | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Letīs travel around” | |
| 3. |  The Pink Kingdom of Kotat | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “United we stand, United we Thrive” | |
| 4. |  The Europeian Empire of Foril | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Equality, Pacifism, Compassion” | |
| 5. |  The Dauphinate of Murden | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Unitas per diversitatem” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic States of Katkasistan | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Do what you want but do it all for the cat” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Emalania | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “In turbine enim pertendit” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Socialist State of Kilkelly | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “We are the people” | |
| 9. |  The Civitates Foederatae of Imperium Galacticum | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “E pluribus unum” | |
| 10. |  The Syndicated Supercluster of Arma Empitester | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Wait for it” |
