The Fattest Citizens in Europeia
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Europeia is ranked 13,497th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The Allied States of Yoakam | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Guitars, Cadillacs, Hillbilly Music” | |
| 32. |  The Incorporated States of Azell | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 33. |  The Confederacy of Corporate Federation of Consortium | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Turn the wheel of industry” | |
| 34. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Rangereen | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Reality becomes succubus” | |
| 35. |  The Republic of Thisisahotnationname | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Nationname” | |
| 36. |  The Republic of Aweentitante92 | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 37. |  The Empire of Helrock | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Blood is payment, kindness is punished” | |
| 38. |  The Theocracy of Kazodo | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “God and Homeland” | |
| 39. |  The Kingdom of The Holy Walu-Empire | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “WALUIGI GONNA WIN” | |
| 40. |  The Holy Empire of The holy census | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “In god we trust” |
