The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Europeia
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Europeia is ranked 5,346th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
|1.||The Ⓐnarchy of Catochristoferson||Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives||“Rather die on my feet than live on my knees.”|
|2.||The Supreme State of The Imperial Nation||Corporate Police State Halliburton||“Non est ad astra mollis e terris via”|
|3.||The Twenty Nine of 29||Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers||“29”|
|4.||The Crony Republic of Genistan||Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy||“Yeah, more like 5 A.M.”|
|5.||The Intramarine Realm of Pygania||Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State||“Thoroughly Indo-European in Blood, Faith, and Language”|
|6.||The Spiritual Community of NormanJackson||Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship||“Pray and feel the love!”|
|7.||The Republic of Armsgrad||Libertarian Police State Slightly Overzealous Peoples Democracy||“Those who shop together, stay together.”|
|8.||The Inestimably Holy Empire of Gooblaria||Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers||“If it ain't broke, you ain't tryin' hard enough.”|
|9.||The Mango Mega Corporation of Fruitful||Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches||“Land of the Mango, Home of the Money”|
|10.||The Wacky Wild Wasteland of Relavus||Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society||“Hey guys, why don't we give government a tr- AHHHHHHHH”|