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Europeia World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Europeia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Europeia is ranked 12,723rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Supreme State of The Imperial NationCorporate Police State Halliburton“Non est ad astra mollis e terris via”
2.The Crony Republic of GenistanIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Yeah, more like 5 A.M.”
3.The Inestimably Holy Empire of GooblariaCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“If it ain't broke, you ain't tryin' hard enough.”
4.The Ⓐnarchy☭ of CatochristofersonCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Rather die on my feet than live on my knees.”
5.The Sopo Sloth Kingdom of AmbrellaCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“Live for Profit, Die for Profit”
6.The Twenty Nine of 29Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“29”
7.The Reanimated Corpse of KaboomlandiaIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Come to the dark side! We have nukes and cookies!”
8.The Concordium of Super RomeAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“There can be only one”
9.The Spiritual Community of NormanJacksonPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Pray and feel the love!”
10.The Lethadone Clinic of DrecqLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“Nihil Sine Justitia”
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