The Fattest Citizens in Europeia
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Europeia is ranked 13,911th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederated Districts of Treir | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Take the Path of Least Resistance” | |
| 2. |  The Stimulated Nation of Caffeinated | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Sleep is for the weak” | |
| 3. |  The Inestimably Holy Empire of Gooblaria | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “If it ain't broke, you ain't tryin' hard enough.” | |
| 4. |  The Ⓐnarchy of Catochristoferson | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Rather die on my feet than live on my knees.” | |
| 5. |  The Sopo Sloth Republic of Ambrella | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Live for Profit, Die for Profit” | |
| 6. |  The Federation of Polling Booths | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Polls!!!” | |
| 7. |  The Lethadone Clinic of Drecq | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Nihil Sine Justitia” | |
| 8. |  The Capitalist Monarchy of Empire of Caldrasa | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Glory to his Highness, Glory to the Empire” | |
| 9. |  The Awkward Adages of Geektopia | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Humannknd is in danger we should BRAWL” | |
| 10. |  The Holy Empire of Unholy Hell | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “You have sealed your fate” |
