The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Eurth
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Aanbreck Aurora | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Quod perierat, invenietur” | |
| 2. |  The United Socialist States of Absurdistan | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “We Will Endure” | |
| 3. |  The Federation of Acquistivia | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Money and order bring peace and power” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Republic of Advocatius | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “I simply do not care” | |
| 5. |  The République Démocratique of Afropa | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Unité, Travail, Progrès” | |
| 6. |  The United Kingdom of Ahlissa | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Ailtlimaa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “In perpetuum primus!” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Akitsu | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Courage, Benevolence, Rectitude” | |
| 9. | The Empire of Al-Riqar | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “By The People For The People” | |
| 10. |  The Irken Colony of Alienmarky | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “We Poke Badgers With Spoons” |
