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The Largest Cheese Export Sector in Federation of Planets Headquarters

Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Dominion of Disco Empire	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“You should be dancing!”
2.	The Federal States of Admiral Janeway	Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones	“That's an order lieutenant!”
3.	The Republic of Saint Thomas sur Mer	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Work smart, not hard”
4.	The Council Chambers of Lakanaba	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“Watch for mimics!”
5.	The Green Valleys of Kirschberg	Left-wing Utopia Utopia	“It's easy to be a saint when you live in a paradise.”
6.	The Federal Republic of Stjerne	Left-wing Utopia Utopia	“Dum vita est spes est”