The Smartest Citizens in Federation of Planets Headquarters
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dominion of Disco Empire | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “You should be dancing!” | |
| 2. |  The Council Chambers of Lakanaba | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Watch for mimics!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Saint Thomas sur Mer | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Work smart, not hard” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Republic of Stjerne | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Dum vita est spes est” | |
| 5. |  The Green Valleys of Kirschberg | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “It's easy to be a saint when you live in a paradise.” | |
| 6. |  The Federal States of Admiral Janeway | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “That's an order lieutenant!” |
