The Most Patriotic in Fifth Empire
World Census data collectors measured the fervor with which citizens believed their own nation was the greatest of all.
As a region, Fifth Empire is ranked 922nd in the world for Most Patriotic.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nomadic Legion of Cruciland | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Avur Elohim, memshala, gam kavod!” | |
| 2. |  The Eternally Liberated Peoples of New Slavicia | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Myths are not just lies-they are a determination to act” | |
| 3. |  The Melodic Commonwealth of Tobosarsk | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Pianos, Violas, and the Golden Horn” | |
| 4. |  The Theocracy of God Fearing Devoted | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “God protects the righteous” | |
| 5. |  The Sovereignty of Cartiga | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “For Our People and Posterity” | |
| 6. |  The Federation of Zaruworldo | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Christ is king” | |
| 7. |  The Elder Empire of The Iron Stars | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Mors Cum Terrore Novo Venit.” | |
| 8. |  The Grand Duchy of Wirmogengeld | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “.” | |
| 9. |  The Imperial Reich of Drachen | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Für Kaiser und Reich! Gött mit uns!” | |
| 10. |  The Perverted Mind of Piero Sraffa | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “I'm Piero Sraffa. Who the hell are you?” |
