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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in First World Order

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Anarchy of AvehaAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Oh no”
2.The Card Collector of AvharoCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Together we shall dominate”
3.The Science Guy of Bill Nye the AlmightyPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Science Rules!”
4.The Eternal Lurkers of Breadland 2Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Nationstates machine broke.”
5.The Protectorate of Cormoe in FWOCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“The First World Order, shall be protected”
6.The Global Unifier of Elijahs OrderIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“The First World Order to Unite Humanity.”
7.The Republic of Ocean MasterLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“Ruler of Atlantis”
8.The Uhhhhh of OMG IS THAT A WAIFUAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“what”
9.The Lavender Flowers of TokumeiCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“Life is your canvas and you decide what to paint on it.”
10.The Protectorate of ToyamaNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Blake eleison!”
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