The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in First World Order
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Anarchy of Aveha | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Oh no” | |
2. | The Card Collector of Avharo | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Together we shall dominate” | |
3. | The Science Guy of Bill Nye the Almighty | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Science Rules!” | |
4. | The Eternal Lurkers of Breadland 2 | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Nationstates machine broke.” | |
5. | The Protectorate of Cormoe in FWO | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “The First World Order, shall be protected” | |
6. | The Global Unifier of Elijahs Order | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “The First World Order to Unite Humanity.” | |
7. | The Republic of Ocean Master | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Ruler of Atlantis” | |
8. | The Uhhhhh of OMG IS THAT A WAIFU | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “what” | |
9. | The Lavender Flowers of Tokumei | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Life is your canvas and you decide what to paint on it.” | |
10. | The Protectorate of Toyama | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Blake eleison!” |