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The Smartest Citizens in Fjord

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Fjord is ranked 563rd in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of The Nine HeimrNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“A sword age, a wind age, a wolf age.”
2.The Vickenian Protectorate of MaxStatCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“By the blood of our brethren shall we triumph”
3.The Irises of Boreal LightLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“We shared a clove cigarette / on the parapet”
4.The Herd Immunity of MuskoxLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“Head to the Wind”
5.The Leaping Billies of Mountain GoatLiberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State“And the cornet blows / where the oleander grows”
6.The Star-Crowned Snow Forests of ChristmastideLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“When the snow lay round about / Deep and crisp and even”
7.The Surprisal of LongshipCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“Row, Row, Row Your Boat...”
8.The Noršrvegr of RunestoneScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“Nothing good can happen to those who break their oaths”
9.The Reindeer Herders of Arctic TundraCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Every man dreams of a Northwest Passage to the heart”
10.The Blustery Frost Spirit of Old Man WinterCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Always winter, and never Christmas”
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