The Smartest Citizens in Fjord
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Fjord is ranked 563rd in the world for Smartest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Republic of The Nine Heimr | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “A sword age, a wind age, a wolf age.” | |
2. | The Vickenian Protectorate of MaxStat | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “By the blood of our brethren shall we triumph” | |
3. | The Irises of Boreal Light | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “We shared a clove cigarette / on the parapet” | |
4. | The Herd Immunity of Muskox | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Head to the Wind” | |
5. | The Leaping Billies of Mountain Goat | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “And the cornet blows / where the oleander grows” | |
6. | The Star-Crowned Snow Forests of Christmastide | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “When the snow lay round about / Deep and crisp and even” | |
7. | The Surprisal of Longship | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Row, Row, Row Your Boat...” | |
8. | The Noršrvegr of Runestone | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Nothing good can happen to those who break their oaths” | |
9. | The Reindeer Herders of Arctic Tundra | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Every man dreams of a Northwest Passage to the heart” | |
10. | The Blustery Frost Spirit of Old Man Winter | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Always winter, and never Christmas” |