The Most Advanced Public Education in Forest
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Bolbonopolitan Land of Bilsa | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Pray The Goddess” | |
| 2. |  The Incorporated States of Terrabod | Iron Fist Socialists Equality and Tolerance Society | “PLEASE • STAND • BY” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Bacopa | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Bacopa forever” | |
| 4. |  The Collection of Ironic Remarks | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Unzutreffendes bitte streichen!” | |
| 5. |  The Verdant Gardens of Prusmia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “The lands beyond hol- Jim! Put down the Arc Reactor!” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Nimros | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Nec Temere, Nec Timide” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of The Snowy Hills of Norway | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “For Fjordene!” | |
| 8. |  The Treehugging Paradise of Land Of A Million Environmentalists | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Committed to Protecting Mother Earth” | |
| 9. |  The Federal Republic of Aznazia | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Walk like an angel, but strike like a demon” | |
| 10. |  The Tiny Village of Fartsniffage | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “What have we learned?” |
