by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Forest

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Forest is ranked 14,478th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Reaper of Lord DominatorCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“I Came, I Saw, I Dominated”
2.The Intensive Care Unit of Candlewhisper ArchiveCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“AI See You”
3.The Mercurial World of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava PaeraniIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“How could I doubt the obvious?”
4.The Queendom of ThorvelAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“In the name of God, On guard !”
5.The Hotdog-craving birb of SeagullCorporate Police State Halliburton“Ack? Ack!”
6.The Borderlands of TaurgurIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Minnai gwannava...”
7.The Total Lack of Hue ManateeCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Oh the Hue Manatee!”
8.The Suspicious Minds of The RealizerAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Knowledge is Power”
9.The Dying Words of Finalanswer ArchiveIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“I never expected to actually die.”
10.The Sylvan Hivə of TurbeauxCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Not only doəs God play dicə, thə dicə arə loadəd.”
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