by Max Barry

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Forest World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Forest

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Forest is ranked 15,498th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Burning Trash Fire of Lord DominatorCorporate Police State Halliburton“Fire Solves All Things”
2.The AI See You of Candlewhisper ArchiveAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“You Got Issues”
3.The Hotdog-craving birb of SeagullCorporate Police State Halliburton“Ack? Ack!”
4.The Queendom of ThorvelConservative Democracy Conservative Hell“In the name of God, On guard !”
5.The One God's Glorious Nation of Soldiersend ArchiveRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“God Only Knows”
6.The Red Panda Clan of SyvaniCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“Force of Togetherness”
7.The Total Lack of Hue ManateeCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“I'm sorry you feel that way”
8.The Sylvan Hivə of TurbeauxCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Not only doəs God play dicə, thə dicə arə loadəd.”
9.The Borderlands of TaurgurIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Minnai gwannava...”
10.The Jingoistic Police State of MowteCorporate Police State Halliburton“Why have democracy when you can have demoncracy?”
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