Forest World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Hotdog-craving birb of Seagull	Corporate Police State Halliburton	“Ack? Ack!”
2.	The Abominable Treekillers of Republic of Ravens	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Fair is foul and foul is fair”
3.	The Tiny Village of Fartsniffage	Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State	“What have we learned?”
4.	The Commonwealth of Rainweather	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“Liberty and Equality.”
5.	The Hateful Aberration of Goldenmouth	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“The Almighty demands that all deviants be stoned!”
6.	The Traveling Envoy of UDCS	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“For the Republic”
7.	The Jingoistic States of The Merry Marauders	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Keep Calm and Eat Broccoli!”
8.	The Shadow-Fearing Agoraphobes of Gaw	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Ex Caelo, Timore”
9.	The Mother of The Moths	Left-wing Utopia Utopia	“Old clothes and dark places”
10.	The Federal Republic of Aznazia	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Walk like an angel, but strike like a demon”

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