by Max Barry

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The Most Primitive in Forest

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Forest is ranked 27,750th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Queendom of ThorvelMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“In the name of God, On guard !”
2.The Borderlands of TaurgurIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Minnai gwannava...”
3.The Mercurial World of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava PaeraniIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“How could I doubt the obvious?”
4.The Arachnate of Forniphiliac Limbo of InabilisPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“*guttural screeches*”
5.The Hotdog-craving birb of SeagullCorporate Police State Halliburton“Ack? Ack!”
6.The Dying Words of Finalanswer ArchiveIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“I never expected to actually die.”
7.The United Mangrove Archipelago of RansiumDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Semper Virens”
8.The Paleolithic Tribe of BisofeyrLiberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State“Warmth, food, shelter.”
9.The Republic of Leaf GreensDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Stay Green, Stay Clean”
10.The Rippling Green Needle-Sea of Coniferous ForestsIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Come to the forest, for here is rest.”
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