The World World Census
The Most Cheerful Citizens in the World
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?” | |
2. | The Socialist Union of Kerla | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “To each according to their contribution.” | |
3. | The International State of ROLASS | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Peace, Work, Prosperity” | |
4. | The Congressional Republic of Silentiorum | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Libertas Omnis, Paritas Omnis, Boni Omnis” | |
5. | The United Socialist States of Span | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “We Own Y'all!” | |
6. | The Generous Roots of Yuletide Yggdrasil | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Roast Boar, Warm Bread, Mulled Wine” | |
7. | The Agricultural Paradise of AppleJacky | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Amō Amōrem” | |
8. | The Cardinal Bloodlines of The Enduring House of August | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Tradition | Cultivation | Breeding” | |
9. | The Allegedly Furry, Brony, Homosexual, Straight, Feminist, Crypto-Marxist, Crypto-Fascist, Baby-Eating, Anarcho-Capitalist, Libertarian-Boomer, Supposedly Inconsistent, Stylishly Evil, Emo, Goth, Metalhead, Cold, Calculating, Geek, Otaku, Vegan, E-Girl, Kpoper, Lolicon, Satanist, What the Heck Is Wrong with Her Title Empire of Katganistan | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Sane, Sensible and Sound.” | |
10. | The Dominion of Reskellia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Help yourself first to better help others.” |