The World World Census
The Largest Cheese Export Sector in the World
Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Queendom of Thorvel | Tyranny by Majority Tyranny by Bourgeois | “In the name of God, On guard !” | |
2. | The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of Torpidity | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “I'm lazy, go discipline yourself” | |
3. | The Eternal Misfortune of Heliosphere | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
4. | The Republic of Mozzarella Factory | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Motto” | |
5. | The Sun-Scorched Saxon Kingdom of Esplandia | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Until the End, Never Broken” | |
6. | The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “What goes around, comes around.” | |
7. | The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI” | |
8. | The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
9. | The Vermindom of Szczuropolis | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Omnium rerum rattus mensura est” | |
10. | The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.” |