Advertisement

The Most Rebellious Youth in France

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Democratie reelle of Gaiah	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“Nous ne faisons tous qu'Un”
2.	The People's Trotskist Republic of Rakipuland	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“Les petites machettes font les grands génocides...”
3.	The Empire of Paxum	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Notre fierté est dans la nation”
4.	The Republic of Vive la Resistance	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité”
5.	The Kingdom of The United Republics of Genata	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Justice, Paix, Sagesse”
6.	The Republique of Acadie	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Même déraciné, nous survivrons”
7.	The Paradisiaque of Martinique	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Le sourire qui dance”
8.	The Republic of Anasispicalia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
9.	The Dark Light of Qurn	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
10.	The Confederacy of Astiabel	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“For glory.”

123»