The Largest Governments in Freak Show
World Census agents lined up at public agencies around the world in order to study the extent of government in nations, taking into consideration economic output, social and cultural significance, and raw size.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The ⓵⓶⓷⓸⓹ of Count V | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “I feel depressed, I feel so bad” | |
| 2. |  The 96 Eyes of Human Fly | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Buzzzz... help me.... help me... help me... SPLOTT!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Saint Jack Smith | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Charging Donald J. Trump with felony violations” | |
| 4. | The Fiefdom of Human Volcano | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Barnello the Human Volcano” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of SUPREME BEING 1 | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Motto of my toes” |
