The Most Advanced Public Education in Freak Show
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The ⓵⓶⓷⓸⓹ of Count V | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “I feel depressed, I feel so bad” | |
| 2. |  The 96 Eyes of Human Fly | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Buzzzz... help me.... help me... help me... SPLOTT!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Saint Jack Smith | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Charging Donald J. Trump with felony violations” | |
| 4. | The Fiefdom of Human Volcano | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Barnello the Human Volcano” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of SUPREME BEING 1 | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Motto of my toes” |
