The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in Free Market Federation
The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The 2nd Deliberative Theocracy of Free Transhumanists | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Starry Sky Above Me, Moral Law Within Me!” | |
| 2. |  The Free Market Oligopoly of Complete and Utter Capitalism | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “You can't be convicted of war crimes if you win” | |
| 3. |  The Hegemony of French Kanaidia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “My Brother In Christ, You ARE The Credit Card” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of Greater Krostia | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “With the Crown, Victory reigns.” | |
| 5. |  The Kilngon Bird-of-Prey of KSN8 | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “wo' toy'taHvIS Hegh 'e' tul Hoch tlhIngan” | |
| 6. |  The Serene Republic of La Cocina del Bodhi | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “May you find peace” | |
| 7. |  The Unethical Madness of Vinceretius | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Trust me, I don't know what I'm doing.” | |
| 8. |  The United States of The Lunar Republic | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “One Giant Leap for Mankind” | |
| 9. |  The United Nations of Opiachus | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Unity, Peace, Prosperity” | |
| 10. |  The Unified Remnants of Enclave Detachment Abigail | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Remember the Oil Rig; Semper Fi” |
