by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Free States of Gaia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Free States of Gaia is ranked 3,473rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Flatulent Bleatings of Pompous WindbagsCorporate Police State Halliburton“Trust me!”
2.The Free Republic of St Karliam In CastroAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“A house divided.”
3.The Economic Juggernaut of BillyBeeRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“A honey of a country.”
4.The Crepuscular Crepitations of BrumbysCorporate Police State Halliburton“Against the Wind”
5.The Unchallenged Trade Empire of RegeniusCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“Nobilitas sola est atque unica virtus.”
6.The Blue Blood of Maple Leafs NationDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“I see upgrades.”
7.The Nation of UlitaDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Long live freedom ”
8.The Komplainers Kingdom of RantistanFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“I want it now!”
9.The Geek of ComputerOneInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“The Power of One”
10.The Airborne Pestilence of Gaian GullsFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Mine Mine Mine”
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