The Fattest Citizens in Galts Gulch
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Existential Quandry of Weller Centennial | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Leave us alone, and nobody gets hurt!” | |
| 2. |  The Thanatocracy of Geisterwald | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Liberty is immortal. Kings are not.” | |
| 3. |  The BB Puppet of South Brightonburg | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “The BB is Great all hail the BB” | |
| 4. |  The Vast Conspiracy of Objectivist Chimpz | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “A GG Protectorate Nation.” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Empire of FurQ2 | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Get the hell out of my office!” |
