The Smartest Citizens in Gay
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Safe Haven of LGBT Equality | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “#LoveIsLove” | |
| 2. |  The Land full of Closeted Cases | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “We'll never come out! Never!” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Imperial War Machine of Volcanislavia | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Nobody can stop God-Emperor Magnethands!” | |
| 4. |  The Most Serene Republic of Aleixandria | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “The Star of Atlantis, The People of the Sun” | |
| 5. |  The Most Serene Republic of Ruteboeuf | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Freedom soon will come, it will come from the shadows” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Etorsia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Love, Loyalty, Kindness” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of Psilocyberio | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “In Reason We Trust” | |
| 8. |  The Permissive of Bajor Prime | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Peace through superior firepower” | |
| 9. |  The Loving Couple of Ship Fan- | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “I ship it.” | |
| 10. |  The LGBTQIphobia-free Community of Orbital LGBTQ Fabulous Space Colony | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Fabulous to the Stars and beyond” |
