The Nudest in Gay
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Emphatic Dreams of Justin Fashanu | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of Nudusland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Better to be nude” | |
| 3. |  The Subjection and Domination of All Good Looking Men | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Don't Talk, Just Kiss” | |
| 4. |  The Democratic Socialist State of Cachard Calia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “In Unity, Truth” | |
| 5. |  The Prosperous Commercial Empire of Loyale | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Freedom is Life” | |
| 6. |  The Summer of Lovelab | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Mãķë ļővé, ńőț ŵåř” | |
| 7. |  The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Yoshi!” | |
| 8. |  The Collective Minds of Marsaries | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “PTFC” | |
| 9. |  The Bubbly Community of Duodez | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Post tenebras lux” | |
| 10. |  The Federation of Smithstopia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “There Is a Light That Never Goes Out” |
