The Smartest Citizens in Gay Equality
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Gay Equality is ranked 1,071st in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Midshire | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Death to Seagulls!” | |
| 2. |  The Wicca Queendom of Quartzinne | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “When change cometh, she will bring peace at her back.” | |
| 3. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Avalonde | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Time spent with cats is never wasted.” | |
| 4. |  The Tangled Wonder of Homosexual Love | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Anyone can find love, they just have to look for it” | |
| 5. |  The Free Queendom of Aslaclestia | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Do what you will, as shall I” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Great Lindonia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “This land was made for you & me” | |
| 7. |  The Federal Monarchy of Rising of the Forgotten | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Show them who we are” | |
| 8. | The United Socialist States of REichmiller | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “100 Year Old Politicians are a Thing of the Past” | |
| 9. |  The Reanimated Corpse of Otis-T | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “What did the metric alien say? Take me to your liter.” | |
| 10. | The Eterna Primavera of Spanish Africa | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland” |
