by Max Barry

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Gay Equality World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in Gay Equality

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Gay Equality is ranked 20,036th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Principality of Pretty BoyNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Chacun tire la couverture de son bord.”
2.The Discoverian Enclave of DiscArnateCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“Hatred is blind, as well as love”
3.The Republic of BangtanLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“love yourself”
4.The Republic of Land of LilithCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Plants be Groovy”
5.The Swish Army Knife of Office GirlsInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“A girl can never be too thin or too rich”
6.The Kingdom of The Pub CatCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“Dogs have owners, cats have staff.”
7.The People's Republic of Scratchyowl2Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State“Our economy is trash”
8.The Allied States of Smoking TombLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“Wondering where to go”
9.The Allied States of Cannibal DynamoLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“Boys sobbing in armies.”
10.The Allied States of Angry FixAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“Love is endless oil and stone.”