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The Largest Cheese Export Sector in Generalite Mafia

Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Fiefdom of Fishnibble Reegay	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Kiwilicious”
2.	The Nomadic Peoples of WYTYG	Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State	“Why not?”
3.	The Kingly Kingdom of Nelvarg	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“?sdrawkcab ottom a daer ot stnaw ohW”
4.	The Confederated Communes of Jello Biafra 2	Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State	“Be patriotic - fight the government!”
5.	The Free and Equal Land of Jello Biafra	Left-wing Utopia Utopia	“Be patriotic - fight the government”