The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Gholgoth
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Glorious Empire of The Scandinvans | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “For God, Emperor, and Empire.” | |
| 2. |  The Plutocratic Shahdom of The Parthians | Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency | “Mara dad farmud va Khod Davar Ast.” | |
| 3. |  The Grand Dominion of Drakonian Imperium | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Greatness, Power, and Authority! All Hail, Drakonia!” | |
| 4. |  The War Machine of Borman Empire | Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency | “If I want your opinion, I'll give it you” | |
| 5. |  The Federation of Mount Shavano | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Libertas primoris” | |
| 6. |  The Protectorate of Lamehk | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Strike Swift, Strike Unseen, Strike Terror” | |
| 7. |  The Elven Kingdom of Tiami | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori” | |
| 8. |  The Imperial Union of Jagada | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “We Remain Unbroken” | |
| 9. |  The Enrialist Imperium of The Naacal | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Life Transcends Infinity” | |
| 10. |  The L'État Resplendissant of Garbania | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Au nom de Dieu, vous n'êtes pas coupables!” |
