Gholgoth World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Gholgoth is ranked 414^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Grand Dominion of Drakonian Imperium	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Greatness, Power, and Authority! All Hail, Drakonia!”
2.	The Plutocratic Shahdom of The Parthians	Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency	“Mara dad farmud va Khod Davar Ast.”
3.	The Glorious Empire of The Scandinvans	Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers	“For God, Emperor, and Empire.”
4.	The War Machine of Borman Empire	Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones	“If I want your opinion, I'll give it you”
5.	The Grand Imperial Cosmocratium of Aldarminia	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“From seas and mountains, unto heavens we march”
6.	The Republic of Vetalia	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“Through prosperity, progress”
7.	The Most Serene Republic of The Master M	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Nemo Me Impune Lacessit”
8.	The Pantokratic Dominate of Emporer Pudu	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Whose fire-tried hearts outlast a thousand autumns”
9.	The Meritocratic Union of Marquesan	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Au-delà du possible”
10.	The Federation of Mount Shavano	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“Libertas primoris”