The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in Glass Gallows
The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Fantalandia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Fanta is the best” | |
| 2. |  The Dictatorship of World Coalition | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Master Rahl guide us, Master Rahl lead us” | |
| 3. |  The Lucky Gold Randomisation of Aleator | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Toil at a soup to be a mast, NationStates” | |
| 4. |  The Chaotic Evil Dominion of Mournivalia | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “The enemy of my enemy is next.” | |
| 5. |  The Dancing in the Depths of Maniacal | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “For every Goliath... there is a stone-filled trebuchet” | |
| 6. |  The United States of Tyr3d3lphia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Change will come” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Destral nui | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Freedom is life(and tanks too)” |
