The Most Advanced Public Education in Global Right Alliance
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Not So Holy Red Blue Utopias of Bodegraven | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Veni, Vidi, Consternatus Sum.” | |
| 2. |  The Vast Intellectual Expanse of RantSpot | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Fighting Idiocy since 2009” | |
| 3. |  The Community of Joe Bobs | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Former FRA Arch Chancellor, GRA President, Q102 Delegat” | |
| 4. |  The Reinvention of Pidgeon Island | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “.” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of SSN3 | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Erin Go Bragh” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Natalya Gorbanevskaya | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Freedom” | |
| 7. |  The Founding States of Global Right Alliance | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “link removed” | |
| 8. |  The State Park of Santa Rosita | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Home of the Big W” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Inner Dandeed Weep | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “From Many, One” | |
| 10. |  The Emporium of Unnatural Beings of Northern Chittowa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Multi Coloured Rainbows of Undeniable Strangeness” |
