by Max Barry

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Greater Cyngland World Census

The Most Compassionate Citizens in Greater Cyngland

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

As a region, Greater Cyngland is ranked 20,806th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Federation of Greater AbbeyverneDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Long Live King Josephus (Even though He's not our king)”
2.The Democratic Republic of Free The Dast StrielitlerNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Might Makes Right”
3.The Federation of Western AbbeyverneFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“We will persevere!”
4.The Dictatorship of Empire of foxCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“Are country welcomes all religions”
5.The Democratic Republic of New ConstantsInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“In the end, humanity will survive”
6.The Commonwealth of GrizzlehelmMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“Have faith in the brother bear.”
7.The Empire of Neo-CombineIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Turn your eyes towards the stars...”
8.The Colony of BaizerFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“God, Homeland, Liberty”
9.The Sultanate of Greater IsmirLiberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State“Eski hükümet zayıf. Yeni saltanat yakında yükselecek!”
10.The Holy Empire of The RocksticanInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“We Will Endure”
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