The Nudest in Greater Cyngland
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Imperial Kingdom of Woodspring | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Representative of NES” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Winter Cultist 179 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Twirling Toward Freedom” |
