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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Greater Olympus

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Banate of Kozerf	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“Filii maris sumus”
2.	The Place Where No One Tires of Playing In The Water	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“Ua iloa i vaʻa lelea!”
3.	The Republic of Vienna Eliot	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“The Oceanian Republic”
4.	The Queendom of Yithaki	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“We are all animals”