The Rudest Citizens in Grumbletonia
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, Grumbletonia is ranked 2,013th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Enduring Peoples of Nothwell | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Yeah, whatever!” | |
| 2. |  The Plushie Army of Tigey | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Buy something!” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of Kyntucky | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “ROAR” |
