The Most Cultured in Guatemala
After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Colony of Cordless Hole Puncher | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Our community” | |
| 2. |  The State of Zona Espana | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Republica” | |
| 3. |  The Queen's State of Waitamata | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Sure Hope This Works” | |
| 4. |  The State of Mellata | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Centroe | Free-Market Paradise Randroids | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of Drusilla | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Community” | |
| 7. |  The Department of Alta Verapaz | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Yo pondre mi arco” | |
| 8. |  The Department of Chimaltenango | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 9. |  The Department of El Progreso | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 10. |  The Department of Retalhuleu | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Strength Through Freedom” |
