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Gypsy Lands World Census

The Largest Pizza Delivery Sector in Gypsy Lands

World Census staff spent many nights answering the front door in order to measure which nations have the biggest Pizza Delivery industries.

As a region, Gypsy Lands is ranked 6,801st in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The People's Republic of Of CHINA-Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Serve The People”
2.The Protectorate of The Stinkbug IslesCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“Always Eat Stinkbugs”
3.The Empire of IstozFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Habeas uruna La”
4.The Republic of Red Headed Long Hair HippiesLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“Ginger jokes will get you executed.”
5.The Free Land of Gypsy LoversAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“God, Homeland, Liberty”
6.The Republic of The Union of Soviet Socialist RepublikFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Soviet Dominance”
7.The Empire of HollistileNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“That and gag are bad”
8.The Golden Gates of Anarchy ParadiseAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Always eat pizza!”
9.The Republic of People of PhoenixFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Long Live the Fire of the Phoenix”
10.The Matriarchy of Gypsy LandsMother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Come dance with us.”