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The Most Compassionate Citizens in Haiku

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

As a region, Haiku is ranked 593rd in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The ThousandfoldWorldsLiberation of NinjitsUtopiaDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“LiberationNow_ThousandfoldWorldsUniteAs_Proletariat”
2.The 𓅝𓁟 Technocracy of NyyxScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“You're gonna rattle the stars, you are!”
3.The Urmel Island of TitiwuNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Dreaming of the Cretaceous”
4.The Mingled Bubbling of Naked FriendsLiberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State“Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland”
5.The Endless Epics of RhymeScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“Sing to Us, Oh Muse, of Edifying Verses Given in Haiku”
6.The Fresh Start of The Voice of ARBLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“Life is a game: live it to play, not to win”
7.The Pro-Life Monoculture of Life Support WAScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“The good life: Peace, Health, Kindness, Joy”
8.The Uncommonwealth of The SnazzylandsLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“May She Be Worthy of the Name”
9.The Res Publica Serenissima of Logophilia LyricaliaScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“We suffer not a dearth of the pompous”
10.The Excellent Peoples of NycetriLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“Be excellent to each other”
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