The Fattest Citizens in Halifax
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Halifax is ranked 4,226th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Bocc | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 2. |  The State of Alba Inglis | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Community” | |
| 3. | The Queen's State of Spring Garden | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “done gone too far” | |
| 4. |  The Colony of Great Harbour | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Colonial community” | |
| 5. |  The State of Halifax Liberty | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “clearly gone” | |
| 6. |  The State of Laramie | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 7. |  The State of Rufus Harbour | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “By The People For The People” | |
| 8. |  The State of Maika | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Peace and Love” |
