The Most Influential in Hell
World Census experts spent many evenings loitering in the corridors of power in order to determine which nations were the greatest international diplomacy heavyweights.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Pub of Cynical Alcoholics | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “So it goes.” | |
| 2. |  The Insane One Eye Zombie Killer of The Governor- | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Kill them all!” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Empire of Radiation Demon | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Radioactive” | |
| 4. |  The Hellscape of Horabul | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Human rights? What are those?” | |
| 5. |  The Dominion of The 9th Circle of Hell in Zimbabwae2 | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Now he is comforted, and thou art tormented” | |
| 6. |  The Dumpster Fire of Spreading Misinformation | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Falsus notitia foris de industria statuo.” | |
| 7. |  The Stros M'Kai of Pirates Caven | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Just one septim” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Whydoesthisneedtoexist | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “I suck at this” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Yappertown | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Yap yap yap” | |
| 10. |  The Fiefdom of Free Corporations | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “People, Prosperity, Sovereignty, Traditions” |
